30% - “Pearl is a lesbian!!!!!111″ 20% - “Oh my god Tumblr recommended me a pro-Pewey post/blog” 10% - Shitposting to flood the tag with worthless shit. 30% - Normal people just shipping what they want. 10% - Actual Pewey fanart.
good
we’ve limited the pewey fanart down to 10% this is a milestone
Why on earth would you ship someone as beautiful and elegant as pearl with someone as hideous and gross as mayor dewey what is the matter with yall honestly
Iunno. People ship weird things. (my OTP is Ghetsis and Lenora from Pokemon BW. They never interact in the game canon. Ever. Yet I still ship them more than I do my OCs)
I ship them out of spite because I hate them both, but people have their preferences and stuff. No need to rag on anyone for it. :>
he looks sweaty all the time please he probably smells like cheap cologne and onions because he doesn’t know that you can’t substitute deodorant with cologne it doesn’t work the same pearl doesn’t deserve that I’m literally gagging just thinking about him
Hence why I ship him with Pearl.
But the way you described him makes him sound like my brother
Ur brother needs a bath and a makeover then
He also owes my dad a hundred dollars because he fucked up something on Ebay and owes Ebay a hundred dollars in fees.
This kid is fourteen and he’s messed up his life lmao
