ok so how to do all you americans go like “ahh australia so scary how do you live wit hthe spiders and snakes” like.. how do you guys live with fucking BEARS just SHOWING UP
ive never seen a bear
we have bears?
seeing a wild bear is more likely in mountainous regions, we mostly see deer
Deer are a lot more dangerous than bears honestly
I’ve had several near death experiences involving deer
Deer will fuck a car UP. Moose, their gargantuan cousins, will fuck a car up, down, left, right, diagonal, and every other direction
My mom hit a deer when coming home from work one day and her car looked like it went through a fucking war zone.
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