scaredcoffeebean:

honestly ppl with resting bitch face give me anxiety. like dude i know ur chill and ur relaxing ur face muscles and all but. do ya have to be so intimidating

i have to be intimidating because i’m guarding the krabby patty secret formulurr and i have to ward off plankton

(via gaybeans-deactivated20161201)

Tags: i have resting bitchface and i hate it ugh ugh