mindlesscalibrator:

pros of dating me:

  • im cute
  • squishy
  • always ready to make-out
  • you get to choose a movie everynight
  • i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit 
  • i’ll play ur fave video games with u
  • i’ll actually do anything you want
  • anything

cons of dating me:

  • im not a dragon yet

(via striders-hot-ass)